Growing up is optional

Bob sent me an email the other day, which started off with:

"What are you doing for your 30th ..."

The only response I could think of:

"Ummm ... pretending it isn't happening!!"

It is ten months away and as the time grows nearer I am bound to be asked this question more and more often. So, if I absolutely have to mark the occasion ... the theme will be 'growing up is optional'