Closing the London Chapter

Apparently the locals in my suburb are objecting to Kirsten Dunst's loud antics. I guess she is just too cool for Islington. After reading this (courtesy of JB) I am wondering if this place is full of smug married yuppies. What is the problem with a bit of a boogie every now and then. Can't believe than in two months Kirsten has had so many parties that 3 families have managed to write to the council. Chill out people!!

Luckily for me I'm quiting Islington. Oh yeah, I have news ... I'm closing the London chapter ... AlphaChick does New York City ... Stay tuned!