Always looking your best - Part 2

Miami airport. I enquire if I will make my flight, departing in 45 minutes, gesturing at the enormous crowd at Security. The (female) guard takes an eyeful of my (push up less) cleavage and directs me to express security, otherwise empty bar for the rare air crew member.

Security man at baggage screening comments how nice I look and does not even look at my (numerous) carryon bags.

Skimpy summer dress, impractical to fly in but great for speeding through security.